WOMAN

Lord Made “WOMAN”

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this one?”

And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and
she will do everything with only two hands.”

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
“Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”

But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.”

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”

“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”

“Will she be able to think?”, asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek.
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”

“That’s not a leak,” the Lord corrected, “that’s a tear!”

“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.

The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her pride.”

The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry
burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.

They love unconditionally.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care
about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

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Beyond the Law!

Thank God, my blog didn’t caught by any supernatural being during my phase of nonexistance :/.

This is unbeliveably shocking for me this time that something taken me so much out of sight that i couldn’t even put any sleeping/invisible entry here..dahhhh.

Andddddddd…………that something is nothing evil then my most criminal course ‘Law of Taxation’ in this semester. Allahhhhhh………. Phobiac exams are not the only breathtaking pains of this nightmare form of Law. The most frustating demand of this course is to make memorize the whole of “Ordinance of Taxation 2006-7” [legal book for lawyers] on the tip of your tounge which comprises of different acts, sub-acts, sections, sub-sections, clauses, sub-clausesn, tables, tax-rates, methods of their application seriously am on the verge of death. I personally think of myself as one who loves to develop concepts of her own that ratto-fication scheme never worked with me thats why this malicious course has totally absorbed me and along with other set of courses am having in this semester life is fully at stake. Over and above, just imagine right after 2 months the first wedding in your family is going to happen and you have to make yourself fully indulge into another business is completely frustating.

Meanwhile, very funny thoughts were striking through my mind when I’m fully into the nature of understanding some law and its history. It really let me laugh like a maniac when i started to ponder upon things like, “Did Justice of High Court make an exclusive study of the law ever?” “Did he ever care to make them revised?”. Huhhhhhhh….. How much time law takes to in its formation and establishment and people who are the so called care-takers of it take no time to bend them and tear it into parts.

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ANyways, a very happy wed life to Mr. &; Mrs AB. Bachan, thankfully my heart didn’t torn into pieces but i can manage to provide elfy to many i can ;).

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بیارے امی اور ابٓٓٓوّ

آب دونون کو شادی کے خشحال، امن بذیز اور متحد ١٣ سال بورے ہو نے بر میرے اور بھاءیون کی طرف سے د لی مبارک باد اور نیک تمناّ ءین آءندہ کے لءے۔ آمین

آپ ہميں اسی طرح اپنے پيار کی آغوش ميں يہ با قی جيون گزار لينے ديں

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Khaamiyaan ya Nafratain?!

Aaj jahan kuch additional links kholay to kuch mard hazraat bloggers main apnay gird o navah ki nafrat aamaiz baatain likhvaanay ka jo silsila ravaan davaan hai us nay hamaray dil main bhi josh ki do chaar lehrain baha deeen, par afsoos kisi mousoof ko yeh toufeeeq na hui kay khawateen ko bhi is muqaablay main barabar ka shareek kar liya jaey! Isi leay khud hi apnay aap ko shareek kar baithi hun.

Khair! aaj bara dil karaha hai kuch mazah aur sanjeedgi ko mila kar takhleeq karnay ka aur woh bhi khaalisatan URDU main par haey yeh mairi jahalat keh lijiay kay maadri zabaan hotay huay bhi aur saath main urdu likhnay ki tamam sahoolatain bhi mojood hain PC main, par apni urdu tehreer karnay ki jo raftaar hai na ………. mujhay khauf tha kay kaheen is post kay ikhtitaam honay tak baaloon main chandi na jhaanknay lag jaey…hehehehe!

Mairi chand (takreeban 10) woh baatain jin say main aajiz aa chuki hun paish e khidmat hain!!!!!

1) Zaroorat say ziada hassaass hojana, aur kuch baatoon main to uff had hojati hai, hae hum beechari larkiyaan kitni faltoo ki baatoon ko dil pey lay leyti hain. Khair, Allah kay karam say waqt nay kafi behtri dikhai hai aur kuch khud bhi control hai.

2) Dil ki baat ka izhaar na karna….aur baad main phir khoob jalna kurhna aur rona dhona

3) Ghussay ka ghalat waqt pay aajana

4) Aksar khalaon main gum rehna

5) Bay panah kaam jab achanak aa paray to har bara jana

6) Gheebat say laakh koshish ka baad bhi chutkara na paana

7) Kaahili baratna jo mairi hi choti behen ka naam hai

8) Khana pakatay waqt jaantay boojtay namak mirch main izaafa karna

9) Choti Choti baatoon par aksar ro dena

10) Presentation deliver kartay waqt eye contact ka sifar hona

Ufffffff kafeee kuch bacha hai, ab pata nahi qavaneen ki khilaaf warzi jaiz hai ya nahi isi liay yeh silsila munqata karna paray ga. Lakin baaz auqaat kafi fazool tags pay madooo kiya jata hai kay lutf nahi ata likhtay waqt, yahan is kay baraks paya so khud hi shamooliat ikhtiyaar kar li.

Haan to larkiyon hum kion peechay rahain, Madoo karti hun!

Asma
Umema
Ayesha
esSJee

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Shaadi ka Laddooo!!!!!

LOLz!

Hopefully you all can get signal how excited I would be these days just by taking first wedding of our family of my eldest brother which is falling on 1rst of July. All Extravaganza of preparations has just began now and initiated by the warm tridition of distributing mithai goody-bags to family and friends and believe me this all made our home a full time mithai ki dukaan. Initial order has been placed of 200 goody-bags but over time it stopped over 500, GOD!!!

First Mithai to get served

[The design of goody-bag is really amazing choosen by me among a wide veriety of boxes, I really love this Halva packed, one of the specaility of Karachi’s sweets, it’s having some reflection of all time famous bengali mithai in its taste.]

Ahan! I think I must get a stop over now bcoz I want to enjoy posting about all happenings step by step to make this event memorable.

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Brownies Anyone!

Sigh!

Missing my ever loving old blog pal sister H. who has been lost somewhere in the midst of her life and went offline 😦 who use to make such an alluring depictions of real chocolate fudge brownies which she use to make quiet often with wide details of recipie.

Anyways, here I go and made some real choc fudge brownie all my thankings are reserve for HUM TV‘s another segmentation Masala TV’s Rahat anuty who has revolutionized kitchen counter for every women with more creativity, zeal ad interest. Good Bless you lady. This was my first trial from her recipies now after getting good comments I’m fully prone to come out with more from her endeavors.

Here I started by adding Chocolate, ground suger, plain flour, eggs, wallnuts, vanialla essence, coco powder, butter step by step which took a form shown in pic as final made better.

Browni Better

[ Those who really want to take a risk can mail me so I can help you provide the detail recipie with quantities and qualities of ingredients used].

Tranferred all to my favorite baking dish and licked the remaining :P, yikes not really :).

Ready to Bake

Bake atleast for about 34-45 minutes in preaheated oven of 180 degree centigrade.

In the Oven

Your made endeavor must take a form like shown below, cracked surface, should not rise because we didnt used any raising ingredient like baking powder, must not be soft, thats all states your success in making a fudge brownie. Now this is the only one left for me the maker of such mouth watering brownie here you always have to give it all up when you did well in your cooking lol no one cares for poor who made this :).

Ready to Eat

OK *waving myself off* hope you will enjoy making and eating this, I’m strongly recommending you to go for it after taking a first chunk of it. Have a nice tea time :).

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A Memoir of Gen. Musharaf

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“She was a neighbour, about my age, perhaps a year older. I found it far more convenient to be wooed than to have to court a girl myself. Anyway I could think of nothing else except her. She didn’t know English, and I wasn’t brilliant in Urdu. A friend would read her letters to me in Urdu, and I dictate my reply to him in Urdu. the person who would deliver the letters was my younger brother’s friend. He was slightly built and could squeez in and out of most places. He would deliver my letters and pick up hers, by quietly sneaking into her house.
I went so far as to get my Naani Amma, my maternal grandmother, into the act without her realizing it. She was a lovely woman to wear a burka, as conservative Muslim women do. I would tell Naani Amma that she must visit the neighbours, and then direct her to girl’s house. Before she went I would hide a letter in a pocket of her burka and pass a message to the girl explaining where to find it. Poor Naani Amma would go to the girl’s house as an unwritting courier with a romantic letter in her pocket. Has she known, she would have been quite upset, to put it mildly. Certainly my mother would have come to know of it.
This girl was very beautiful. It was puppy love, really, just an infatuation, and it lasted only until my parents moved to another house, far away on garden Road, near the Karachi Zoo with its beautiful gardens.”

Lol, better luck next time General Sahib:D.

Finally, got my hands over this most alluring auto-biography Of General Sahib by himself. Just dripping over initial part of this book but getting steadily involve with rising pulse into it. Gifted by my lovely bro, worth reading, english version is of Rs 1200 and in Urdu I guess it would cost you around Rs 550. But originally it has been formulated in English.

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ABC of Good Health

Hey! Follow up gals…;)

A is for attitude. A can-do attitude will help you get over the inevitable hurdles of weight loss. Anticipate slip-ups — they happen. But instead of letting them derail your weight loss efforts, learn from them and get right back on track. You don’t have to be perfect to lose weight and be healthy. Just keep your eye on the target and keep moving forward, one step at a time.

B is for breakfast. It really is the most important meal of the day. Don’t leave home without eating something nutritious to get your metabolism perking and give you energy for the day ahead. It can be a banana, low-fat yogurt, cereal, last night’s leftovers, etc. A small meal that contains both fiber and protein can keep you feeling satisfied until lunchtime.

C is for calories. They do count. Get into the habit of reading food labels to help you make healthy choices. And keep in mind that all the information listed there is based on the portion size the label specifies (which may not be the size of the portion you usually eat). Monitoring your portions and learning more about the calories in the foods you enjoy will help you meet your goals.

Diets don’t work. There are hundreds of diets that will help you lose weight, but what good is losing weight if you gain it right back? Eating crazy food combinations or eliminating food groups is not the way to keep weight off. Instead, choose a nutritionally balanced plan with enough calories to keep you from feeling famished (like the WebMD Weight Loss Clinic eating plans).

Eating regular meals is essential. Experts agree that you should go no longer than 4 to 5 hours between meals. Otherwise, intense hunger can trigger a binge. Some experts believe dieters have better control if they eat several mini-meals throughout the day. Choose the meal pattern that works best in your lifestyle, but make sure to eat at least three meals per day.

Fiber is nature’s weight loss aid. It comes in two forms, soluble (the gummy type found in oatmeal and beans) and insoluble (the type found in fruits, vegetables, and whole grains). Both are important to good health. Soluble fiber can help to lower cholesterol; insoluble contains indigestible fibers that add bulk to our diets. Both forms of fiber swell in the stomach and help to create a feeling of fullness. Most high-fiber foods are also high in water and low in calories, making them must-have diet foods.

Gum chewing may be just what the dentist ordered. Chewing on a piece of sugarless gum can help cleanse the mouth of bacteria, satisfy a sweet tooth, and reduce the urge to eat. Keep a pack of sugarless gum handy. The next time you have the urge to reach into the cookie jar, try a piece of gum instead for a zero-calorie treat.

Heart-healthy foods should fill your pantry, refrigerator, and freezer. Choose foods that are low in saturated and trans fats. Enjoy plenty of naturally fat-free, low-sodium fruits and vegetables. Choose healthy fats such as canola, olive, and vegetable oils. Eat foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids, like walnuts, flaxseed, and salmon and other fatty fish. Choose low- and non-fat dairy products, as well as the leanest cuts of meat (round and loin) and skinless poultry. Beans, nuts, and whole grains round out the list of heart-healthy foods.

Invest in a pedometer and track your steps each day. The goal is to walk at least 10,000 steps — the equivalent of 5 miles — daily to thwart weight gain (and promote weight loss). Challenge yourself to increase your steps each day, even if you can’t get up to 10,000. Every step counts; remember that your goal is simply to improve your fitness level.

Just do it! Get into a routine that includes regular physical activity. Not only does exercise energize you, it burns calories, improves balance and coordination, and relieves stress. When you don’t have time for a formal workout, try to squeeze in at least three 10-minute chunks of physical activity. (Be sure to check with your doctor before starting any exercise routine.)

Key to an effective exercise plan is variety. Try something new — maybe Pilates, yoga, or water aerobics. Having fun and trying new things will keep you interested and enhance your commitment to exercise. Another key: starting your day with activity is one of the best ways to make sure it does not get squeezed out of your schedule.

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ow blood sugar is often the cause of between-meal cravings, especially for sweets. Eating meals and small snacks that contain lean protein and fiber every few hours helps keep blood sugar levels steady. When sweets cravings strike, try to satisfy them with naturally sweet foods such as fruit (accompany it with a little low-fat yogurt for protein).

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indful eating means taking time to savor every bite. Turn off the distractions, and concentrate on the aroma, texture, and flavor of food. Becoming more mindful when you eat will give you more pleasure from your meals. The bonus: You’ll also be more in tuned with your body’s signals of fullness, and you’ll be less likely to overeat.
“Water is your body’s preferred form of fluid.”

Nighttime snacking, for most of us, is a habit that can undermine weight loss success. That’s because the calories we eat after dinner tend to be empty ones, from chips, cookies, etc. Brushing your teeth after supper will help you make dinner the last meal of the day. If you need a little something at night, try to satisfy the urge with few calories — have a stick of gum, one piece of hard candy, or a cup of hot tea).

One more scoop, one more cookie, one more glass of wine — “just one more” can add lots of extra calories. Controlling portions is fundamental to weight loss success. You don’t need to give up your favorite foods, but you do need to keep track of your portions. At home, use smaller plates and keep food at the stove instead of on the table at mealtime. When you go out to eat, order a soup and a salad instead of an entrée, or take home half your meal in a doggie bag.

Protein is the “secret sauce” to weight control. Include a source of protein — lean meats, low-fat dairy, beans, or nuts — in all meals and snacks to help keep you feeling full for hours.

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uit those old habits that caused you to gain weight, and replace them with healthier ones. Simple changes — like lightening your coffee with low-fat milk instead of cream, switching to light mayonnaise, avoiding fried foods — can help create healthier eating patterns that foster long-term weight loss.

Rely on friends, family, and/or an online community to help you in your weight loss efforts. Your motivation is at an all-time high when you start a weight loss program, but after a few weeks, it often starts to wane. Let your supporters help you get through the rough times.

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upplement your healthy eating plan with a once-daily multivitamin for nutritional insurance. Despite your best efforts, it can be hard to get all the nutrients you need every day. Taking a multivitamin will help fill in the gaps.

Track your eating patterns and physical activity every day. One of the tips of the “successful losers” tracked in the National Weight Control Registry is the importance of journaling food intake and activity. Entering this information into your online journal or in a notebook is a powerful motivator to help keep you working toward your goals.

Uncle Sam’s latest dietary guidelines promise to make us happier, healthier and thinner. Tips from the government’s recommendations (the 2005 Dietary Guidelines and MyPyramid) include:

* Eat plenty of fruits and vegetables.
* Eat more whole grains. At least half of your servings of grain foods should come from whole grains.
* Enjoy three servings of low-fat dairy each day (yogurt, milk, or cheese).
* Limit saturated and trans fats, sugar, and alcohol.
* Watch the sodium content of your diet. Eat less processed food to reduce sodium.
* Get plenty of exercise — at least 30 minutes a day.

Volumetrics is the art of eating foods high in volume, or high-water foods. Fruits, vegetables, and soups are all examples of high-volume foods that are super-nutritious, satisfying, and low in calories. Dieters should make sure their plans are full of these healthy foods so they can feel full while still losing weight.

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ater is your body’s preferred form of fluid. It is thirst-quenching and naturally delicious without one single calorie. You need some 6-8 glasses of water or fluids each day. Recent studies suggest that we should let thirst determine how much we drink each day. Foods that are high in water (soups, Jell-O, produce) also count toward our fluid requirements. Many dieters find drinking water helps keep them from overeating.

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Xcuses should be excised. Do you really want to lose weight and improve your health once and for all? Then stop making excuses and just do it! Sure, that’s easier said than done. But you need to stop finding reasons why you can’t start moving a healthier lifestyle, and start listing all the reasons why you should. Don’t put it off until tomorrow. Start today, by doing something positive — just one small thing — toward your health and weight loss.

Yogurt used to be thought of as health food. Now it lines the grocery shelves in a variety of forms. It’s portable, convenient, full of nutrients like calcium and protein, and it makes an excellent snack or mini-meal. The French swear by it, and so should you. Low-fat yogurt is filling and nutritious, but keep in mind that it can be loaded with sugar. So read labels to make the best choice.

Zip in your step is what you’ll get once you start eating more healthfully and getting regular exercise. Losing as little as 5% to 10% of your body weight can help you feel better and improve your health. Just think of the weight you’ll lose as bricks in a backpack. Lightening your load a few pounds at a time can be invigorating and energizing.

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All courtesy goes to Onhealth made by Kathleen Zelman, MPH, RD/LD this one is the foremost web contents I usually use to enhance my vigor whenever i feel like m getting lazy pumkin :D.

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Switching The Major

Decision to choose an area of your study specialization is not that tough as decision to switch it over other one. Thats the occurance to me I faced before this lately over semester. I dont know how my vigorous thirst for getting fully into marketing got quench during last year, may be the changing philosophy of product, price, promotion and place drive me into the thought that girl like me can’t transform herself into bullish and site jobs of market, though researching over marketing trends can hold my attention towards but still the area of research needs more attention in Pakistan which is fully deprive of any progresseive research center like A.C Nielson.

But whenever you seek real guidance God never let you alone (it works always in my case). I was always very passionate from school days for taking Psychology on professional notes but after getting harsh comments for choosing an Arts subeject as a majoring one my family totally negated this option. But Thanks to Him, for taking me back to the lost ireland. I ended up taking Human Resource as my full time majoring field this time. And after this daring entry I realized how fruitfully it nurturs one’s psychy not only at work place but also in personal life where ever you go, whom ever you meet. How beautifully it makes you dedicated and teaches you to read the dual minds. Moreover HR enhances my career paths towards L.L.B.(Law), Public Administration but I would love to persue International Relations (IR) as in combination to it. Here comes the growth of an individual, molding oneself at workplace due to change, changing behaviors and perceptions is an all time need of an outstanding organization.

But again, its having a total dependency on an individual who is teaching you different HR sub-majors. All what counts to teach HR is only experience not degree under different settings of people and environment. And for this Thankfully we are blessed by Major A. Husain at such a begining who has proved to us that our taken decision for HR is wiser in all. This half Britisher has tremendous working experience in five top diversified multinational organizations on top hierarchy. He never taught us to follow bookish text, everyday starts with a new story of real happenings far away from falacy and imaginations he dealth and experienced while counceling with employees of every class Labour, Supervisor, Manager, CEO…. which reveals the hidden politics behind every mind. Deffinately his art of conveyance deserves an all time gratitude by our whole 1rst batch of HR comprise of just 7 students of 6 girls and only 1 guy in all taken HR on serious notes. Thats why he never hesitates while saying HR is purely designed for Girls because it helps them in their personal lives as well :).

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It’s ME This Time

Assalam O Alaikum!

To all those who were waiting for ma return, those enticed my interest to snap back into the scene, those who were the regular visitors…………….!!!

If I get myself into the discussion that why I previously switch it off, so it will reflect u as mundane reasoning but the fact is errybuddy is running against tyme n so em. I wish this time it only affects my speed not the whole of it =).

I guess its been whole 11 months bcoz last I published in Feb 2006 and today is the resuming day. Year 2006 was queit eventfull as many of u may know and heard tales of my gigantic efforts of loosing weight…hahaha, btw its true nothing is impossible if u’r fully determined for doing that and i end up with whole 13 kgs. WOW. Moreover I experienced trip to Islamabad, Rawalpindi, Muree, Bhoorband, Lahore after such a long long time i guess its more then a decade =). And much more things happend but without been blogged(shared) like before. But i’ll be putting past missed memoirs time by time infront.

Unbelievingly 2007 will be more eventfull bcoz many things are going to happen, lol, yeah the list is tooo wide n full of plannings may Allah make them materialized but for getting about them u all need to stay tuned.

This time am only making my hands over changes in this wordpress environment offcourse trying to grab all in once. Obviously it takes time to make me sounds like before but this time it must be unique bcoz meanwhile i’ve got inspired by so much and so many of the blogs of current blogging arena that I cant hold my fingers away to adopt them.

Ok now I must take time that how i characterized my blog as ‘unique’, lemme to ponder upon.

Tata

Cya

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