WOMAN

Lord Made “WOMAN”

One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this one?”

And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and
she will do everything with only two hands.”

The angel was astounded at the requirements.
“Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”

But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.”

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”

“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”

“Will she be able to think?”, asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek.
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”

“That’s not a leak,” the Lord corrected, “that’s a tear!”

“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.

The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her pride.”

The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry
burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.

They love unconditionally.

They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care
about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

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Beyond the Law!

Thank God, my blog didn’t caught by any supernatural being during my phase of nonexistance :/.

This is unbeliveably shocking for me this time that something taken me so much out of sight that i couldn’t even put any sleeping/invisible entry here..dahhhh.

Andddddddd…………that something is nothing evil then my most criminal course ‘Law of Taxation’ in this semester. Allahhhhhh………. Phobiac exams are not the only breathtaking pains of this nightmare form of Law. The most frustating demand of this course is to make memorize the whole of “Ordinance of Taxation 2006-7” [legal book for lawyers] on the tip of your tounge which comprises of different acts, sub-acts, sections, sub-sections, clauses, sub-clausesn, tables, tax-rates, methods of their application seriously am on the verge of death. I personally think of myself as one who loves to develop concepts of her own that ratto-fication scheme never worked with me thats why this malicious course has totally absorbed me and along with other set of courses am having in this semester life is fully at stake. Over and above, just imagine right after 2 months the first wedding in your family is going to happen and you have to make yourself fully indulge into another business is completely frustating.

Meanwhile, very funny thoughts were striking through my mind when I’m fully into the nature of understanding some law and its history. It really let me laugh like a maniac when i started to ponder upon things like, “Did Justice of High Court make an exclusive study of the law ever?” “Did he ever care to make them revised?”. Huhhhhhhh….. How much time law takes to in its formation and establishment and people who are the so called care-takers of it take no time to bend them and tear it into parts.

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ANyways, a very happy wed life to Mr. &; Mrs AB. Bachan, thankfully my heart didn’t torn into pieces but i can manage to provide elfy to many i can ;).

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بیارے امی اور ابٓٓٓوّ

آب دونون کو شادی کے خشحال، امن بذیز اور متحد ١٣ سال بورے ہو نے بر میرے اور بھاءیون کی طرف سے د لی مبارک باد اور نیک تمناّ ءین آءندہ کے لءے۔ آمین

آپ ہميں اسی طرح اپنے پيار کی آغوش ميں يہ با قی جيون گزار لينے ديں

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Khaamiyaan ya Nafratain?!

Aaj jahan kuch additional links kholay to kuch mard hazraat bloggers main apnay gird o navah ki nafrat aamaiz baatain likhvaanay ka jo silsila ravaan davaan hai us nay hamaray dil main bhi josh ki do chaar lehrain baha deeen, par afsoos kisi mousoof ko yeh toufeeeq na hui kay khawateen ko bhi is muqaablay main barabar ka shareek kar liya jaey! Isi leay khud hi apnay aap ko shareek kar baithi hun.

Khair! aaj bara dil karaha hai kuch mazah aur sanjeedgi ko mila kar takhleeq karnay ka aur woh bhi khaalisatan URDU main par haey yeh mairi jahalat keh lijiay kay maadri zabaan hotay huay bhi aur saath main urdu likhnay ki tamam sahoolatain bhi mojood hain PC main, par apni urdu tehreer karnay ki jo raftaar hai na ………. mujhay khauf tha kay kaheen is post kay ikhtitaam honay tak baaloon main chandi na jhaanknay lag jaey…hehehehe!

Mairi chand (takreeban 10) woh baatain jin say main aajiz aa chuki hun paish e khidmat hain!!!!!

1) Zaroorat say ziada hassaass hojana, aur kuch baatoon main to uff had hojati hai, hae hum beechari larkiyaan kitni faltoo ki baatoon ko dil pey lay leyti hain. Khair, Allah kay karam say waqt nay kafi behtri dikhai hai aur kuch khud bhi control hai.

2) Dil ki baat ka izhaar na karna….aur baad main phir khoob jalna kurhna aur rona dhona

3) Ghussay ka ghalat waqt pay aajana

4) Aksar khalaon main gum rehna

5) Bay panah kaam jab achanak aa paray to har bara jana

6) Gheebat say laakh koshish ka baad bhi chutkara na paana

7) Kaahili baratna jo mairi hi choti behen ka naam hai

8) Khana pakatay waqt jaantay boojtay namak mirch main izaafa karna

9) Choti Choti baatoon par aksar ro dena

10) Presentation deliver kartay waqt eye contact ka sifar hona

Ufffffff kafeee kuch bacha hai, ab pata nahi qavaneen ki khilaaf warzi jaiz hai ya nahi isi liay yeh silsila munqata karna paray ga. Lakin baaz auqaat kafi fazool tags pay madooo kiya jata hai kay lutf nahi ata likhtay waqt, yahan is kay baraks paya so khud hi shamooliat ikhtiyaar kar li.

Haan to larkiyon hum kion peechay rahain, Madoo karti hun!

Asma
Umema
Ayesha
esSJee

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Shaadi ka Laddooo!!!!!

LOLz!

Hopefully you all can get signal how excited I would be these days just by taking first wedding of our family of my eldest brother which is falling on 1rst of July. All Extravaganza of preparations has just began now and initiated by the warm tridition of distributing mithai goody-bags to family and friends and believe me this all made our home a full time mithai ki dukaan. Initial order has been placed of 200 goody-bags but over time it stopped over 500, GOD!!!

First Mithai to get served

[The design of goody-bag is really amazing choosen by me among a wide veriety of boxes, I really love this Halva packed, one of the specaility of Karachi’s sweets, it’s having some reflection of all time famous bengali mithai in its taste.]

Ahan! I think I must get a stop over now bcoz I want to enjoy posting about all happenings step by step to make this event memorable.

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Brownies Anyone!

Sigh!

Missing my ever loving old blog pal sister H. who has been lost somewhere in the midst of her life and went offline 😦 who use to make such an alluring depictions of real chocolate fudge brownies which she use to make quiet often with wide details of recipie.

Anyways, here I go and made some real choc fudge brownie all my thankings are reserve for HUM TV‘s another segmentation Masala TV’s Rahat anuty who has revolutionized kitchen counter for every women with more creativity, zeal ad interest. Good Bless you lady. This was my first trial from her recipies now after getting good comments I’m fully prone to come out with more from her endeavors.

Here I started by adding Chocolate, ground suger, plain flour, eggs, wallnuts, vanialla essence, coco powder, butter step by step which took a form shown in pic as final made better.

Browni Better

[ Those who really want to take a risk can mail me so I can help you provide the detail recipie with quantities and qualities of ingredients used].

Tranferred all to my favorite baking dish and licked the remaining :P, yikes not really :).

Ready to Bake

Bake atleast for about 34-45 minutes in preaheated oven of 180 degree centigrade.

In the Oven

Your made endeavor must take a form like shown below, cracked surface, should not rise because we didnt used any raising ingredient like baking powder, must not be soft, thats all states your success in making a fudge brownie. Now this is the only one left for me the maker of such mouth watering brownie here you always have to give it all up when you did well in your cooking lol no one cares for poor who made this :).

Ready to Eat

OK *waving myself off* hope you will enjoy making and eating this, I’m strongly recommending you to go for it after taking a first chunk of it. Have a nice tea time :).

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A Memoir of Gen. Musharaf

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“She was a neighbour, about my age, perhaps a year older. I found it far more convenient to be wooed than to have to court a girl myself. Anyway I could think of nothing else except her. She didn’t know English, and I wasn’t brilliant in Urdu. A friend would read her letters to me in Urdu, and I dictate my reply to him in Urdu. the person who would deliver the letters was my younger brother’s friend. He was slightly built and could squeez in and out of most places. He would deliver my letters and pick up hers, by quietly sneaking into her house.
I went so far as to get my Naani Amma, my maternal grandmother, into the act without her realizing it. She was a lovely woman to wear a burka, as conservative Muslim women do. I would tell Naani Amma that she must visit the neighbours, and then direct her to girl’s house. Before she went I would hide a letter in a pocket of her burka and pass a message to the girl explaining where to find it. Poor Naani Amma would go to the girl’s house as an unwritting courier with a romantic letter in her pocket. Has she known, she would have been quite upset, to put it mildly. Certainly my mother would have come to know of it.
This girl was very beautiful. It was puppy love, really, just an infatuation, and it lasted only until my parents moved to another house, far away on garden Road, near the Karachi Zoo with its beautiful gardens.”

Lol, better luck next time General Sahib:D.

Finally, got my hands over this most alluring auto-biography Of General Sahib by himself. Just dripping over initial part of this book but getting steadily involve with rising pulse into it. Gifted by my lovely bro, worth reading, english version is of Rs 1200 and in Urdu I guess it would cost you around Rs 550. But originally it has been formulated in English.

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