Lord Made “WOMAN”
One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this one?”
And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200
movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and
she will do everything with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
“Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”
But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.”
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”
“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.”
“Will she be able to think?”, asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek.
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.”
“That’s not a leak,” the Lord corrected, “that’s a tear!”
“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.
The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her pride.”
The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry
burdens,
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They love unconditionally.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care
about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
Nephron said
Absolutely pathetic and 60% un-islamic.
tunha said
Sounds like a woman’s point of view to me.
Harris said
hmm nice one but I don’t agree with the following lines :p
The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”
:p
Asma said
hayay kasmay yah khwateen kitni acchi hottii hain naa
Nice nice nice gulgulooooo :>
Ppl like harris are just jealous, huh
Asma said
Time kiya mallaka walay bartania ka setkiyya hua hay aap nay apnay blog pay ??
Harris said
ahem ahem,, i’ve got some strong arguments to support my disagreement [:p]
asma said
aham aham
maslan baita
Asma said
I want to see the dresses now … isliyay update muhtarma
Asma said
a slap coming your way
I’m not talking to you … :”(
Harris said
Hey, Baray event ki tayaarian pakki hain????
Asma said
oye wats up?? kab hay weyah sheyaah … seriously dear I’m dying to attend a wedding ut you are so far … how are the preps, how were your exams?? hows everything??
take carez!
Harris said
array kuch to bolo!!!!! gul,,, gulllll , gullay?????
SHA said
Hey there. How are you? And where have you vanished??
hira khan said
awww….its a nice way of explaining what a women is all about…
malaika rizwi said
thats nice! and ya a great way of explaining women’s existance and personality!
drfarrukhhmalik said
Nice post, I do agree with it but not completely. I liked this in particular:
“She already heals herself ”
The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow,
her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her pride.”
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UTP said
where is the guy’s version of it?
Amina said
cute story!
lizzie said
that was the best piece I have ever read about us women
Qadeer Ahmad said
Howdy!
Where are you Gul?