Archive for May, 2005

What Is MARKETING?!?!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry Me!”
~* This is Direct Marketing *~

You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friend goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He is very rich. Marry Him!”
~* That’s Advertising *~

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go upto her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry Me”
~* This is known to be Telemarketing *~

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; You walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, ” By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
~* These are Public Relations *~

You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to You and say, “You are very rich.”
~* This is brand recognition *~

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I m very Richy Rich. PlzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz! Marry Me!”
She will give you a tight hard slap on your face.
~* That’s CUSTOMER FEEDBACK!!!! *~

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I hope it would enuff for people who are eager to learn marketing concepts from top to bottom so above is the hierarchey.
Errrrrrr! Enetation is still sleeping. I dont know how to wake it up atleast for a while. Its almost 3rd day of its “Gumshudgee“. Ahaaaan! But anyone among u’ve noticed from the very first day of its disappearance that my both ned stats counter and Blog Petrol counter is clearly visible on its place which always use to lie on its firmed places in the template but i never saw ‘em visible on my page. Thats why i signed Up on Blog Petrol soooooo many times that there may be some missings in the code or may be my account has expired *stretches her head*.

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Ride of the week…!

Camel Ride

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooeeeeeeeeeeee….!!!!!

Ribs are still aching but sachiiii bahut maza aaya tha, me n Kinza still visualizing our screamy faces and weird sounds specially that camel was pulling itself up for the ride. Hahahaha……. later Waleed & bhai jaan & then Chacha & Chachee also enjoyed camel ride but nobody created drama like us on that beach spot. I won the bet with Kinza atlast aaaahhhhhhhhhh …. Dearie Texas main aap ko aisiiii savareee nahi milay gi ;D, abhi to shoroaaat hai aagay aagya daikhain hota hai kia. O-oooo I m bound to say anymore ;) .
Will try to post some more funny and weird pics of that trip BUT this time no promise bcoz this time neither my camera was treating abnormally nor charger. This time turn got in hands of photobucket, ufffffffff khudaya itni dair aik tasveer upload karnay main….?!?!

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Giants?!?!

Awesome Gift by Sweetest Abbu.

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Very First Record. Hehehe when 2005’s record book will get publish at the end of year then his only one arm will get appear on this page only.

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Eeeeewwwww! What is this? Oh No! Not Again!

My Camera battery’s charge got finished while I was turning next page…urgh!.

Koi gal nahi rest will show u later. All are revolutionarily hillarious. Specialy world’s largest burger.

*Stand* *swtich ON the charger and then insert batteries in it*.

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Aaj Kay Liay Bas Itna Hi…!

Aaaaaaaaaaa-tishoooooooooo ! Allhumdullillah

No I m not having with flue yet, neither I ate anything suspicious then again I m continuously sneezing like a brand personality of cough syrup’s ad. It’s not horrendous in general and usual but just visualize when you are delivering a 5 minutes presentation while which u’ve had 5 storm like sneezes (1 sneeze in every minute). After every sneeze u just try to equate ur eye contact with the audience sitting and hearing you, and all having smiley curves on their faces. SO what would be the level of embarrassment u would feel? BUT then again is it my fault?

Today I baked a cake for Ammi in account to celebrate our ol’ domestic Mother’s Day but many of you know that Gul’s Bakery has its specialty in baking burnt cakes that’s what the secret behind its fame. I just started the 3rd chapter of Deception Point to read and I was in b/w first 2 line while which I smelled something is burning that again nothing but my lovely Cake but the downward curve of my face smashed away when Ammi gave me a kiss and warm hug that she loved my burnt cake a lot and my dares to wish her M’ Day.

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Here is an UPDATE and and my warm gratitude to Hina for recomending an ideal brand name exaclty what for my shampoo has Qualities.
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Here is the brand name plus its logo designed by her.

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Brand Name Required

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I know I m blogging in a tortoise speed (Kachua Chaal), but here is an apology I really cant UPDATE like a Rabbit…. seriously! [ :~( ].

I want some real time with my current heavy marks oriented project of marketing basicaly its neither project nor a 100 pages report which we have to submit in the last week before finals. It is a marketing product plan for “Launching a product” very first time in the market. Remember its launching not re-launching, so my teacher gave us to choose one from following product categories.

1- Soap
2- Shampoo
3- Detergent
4- Tea
5- Oil (edible)
6- Package Milk
7- Biscuites
8- Beverages

So me and my 2 friends decided to go for Shampoo. We were very interested in soap first but already its capacity was filled with required. Though its an individual report but then again to minimize our work burden we took product alike. OK! Now the basic homework is running with usually speed as loads of work is still undone but I m getting confused for suggesting any impressive brand name for my shampoo. Can anyone have specialty and interest to help me out in this :( . The specialty of my shampoo is anti-Dandruff. I know I will get generous response from the people here?!?! :) .

Well This Saturday I again had another big scale seminar on Subliminal Advertising this tool is recently got introduced in this area of Advertising I will try to capture more details of that seminar with pictures in the form of post while this week. The Guest Speakers were really amazing and specialized.
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Question of the Day~ ” If Vegetarians eat vegetables, then what does the Humanitarians eat?”

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