Archive for April, 2005

We Dont Need to Use Surnames

Is this any of law & order’s imposed rule that every man & woman must show their family name/surname/husband name with their actual names?

Ok fine!

Its acceptable bcoz of doubling & for quick identity specially at situations like academic registrations, N.I.C card, affidavit, Nikkah Nama [:P] waghaira waghaira. But generally speaking when anyone comes at me and asks.

Is Geti your surname/cast?

Haaaaaaaaaaa…..! In first attempt I really feel that he/she must be kidding but after reading their questioner faces for at least 30 seconds what would be my answer?….well its enuff to make me scrappy & vulnerable but for the sake of feeding right thing in their minds I just overcome upon my poor extreme condition….seriously!

But story never ends up over here…. The most agitated scene hits me when someone comes n asks.

Geti is your father/husband’s name?

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………….! O jaaahiloon, jat, ganvaar logoon….O o ! sowwwieeeeeee! Believe me this is true voice of my heart at such times.

But just ponder upon this minor issue & tell that instead of asking this they must have to ask like this. What is your surname? What is your father’s name? Then after doing so they can easily get their due answers without making Faloooodaa of my poor name. Bcoz I don’t use neither my surname nor father’s name with my own actual name officially, reason is I have true sympathies with all my people around especially with my teachers who daily use my name while roll calls. My indications are towards length & nothing else :P .

Ahaaaaaaan….! You people would definitely being surprise after hearing that these problems are not only with people who have names like me [Persian names]. I have been having so many friends from school & college times whose names are like Sadia Sultana, Salma Sadaf, Kunwal Zehra, Kunwal Roohi, Noor Jahaan Khanum, Farzana Nasreen, Farhan Tabassum etc they all too have faced questions like I usually face. Even that girl Kunwal Roohi was one of my best friends in college, she n me usually shake our heads together after answering for them :) . LoLzzzzzz………Once she made a girl what a puzzled! Haaaaa…! by answering her this I m Kunwal pleased to meet you n Roohi is at home my brand new hubby ….. :D .

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I – The German Hero & an Evil for Rest

Via Hina’s blog I found myself Hitler – serial and official killer…….is that so?

Well I think my personality is like a prism …. this grading sits perfectly what I m practising now a days ;) ….SsssHhhhhh…..not less then any Hitler…. but some times I use to become Nelson Mondela also…:P

Seriosly! I love to kill cock roges in my washroom under the bath tub.

Ahan! one more additional thing I found few days ago while my tour of any biographic based mag that Hitler was very fond of cartoon films and his most favorite cartoon character was Micki Mouse and again he never bear any interuption while watching Micki’s cartoon ….VISUALIZE – one side of liking cartoons and on other side his own evilish personality….*sigh*. If it would be said that he liked Ninja’s cartoon then it would be more digestive :~).

Thanx Hina for granting me this quick reason to UPDATE…InshaAllah in coming week I will try to train myself again that HOW TO BLOG!

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Koshta mana Gul a, Bagh-e-Bul-Bul a

I’m not Gul. I’m a guest bringing you a guest post. Since Gul is totally bogged down by her exams, studies, presentations, reports and assignments and hardly finds the time to update, I thought I should do her a guest post in order to keep her blog alive.

Let’s pray for Gul’s success in her exams. She’s mashAllah a hard working girl and let’s play a little game until she comes back.

Have you noticed how odd a title this post has? You might have struggled reading the text the correct way and now it’s time to see how well you struggle translating it to Urdu or English.

Your Job?

Translate:

Koshta mana Gul a, Bagh-e-Bul-Bul a

and guess the language.

My Job?

I’m the judge, people!

Our game starts now!

*fires in the air*
*a dead crow falls on the ground, with it’s tongue sticking out and a bullet in it’s chest*

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Just For The Sake to UPDATE..!

“When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only, But now and then I came
across a passage, Perhaps only a phrase, which has a meaning for me, and it
becomes part of me.”

~W. Somerset Maugham~

Finally my this post has a symptoms n smell that i m still stucked in Exams. Only this whole week to go more with papers. But Allhumdullillah majors related papers like Marketing & Accounting has finally over now. Now core cources like Pak.Std,Statistics, Law & O.A are still left then InshaAllah I’ll be around:).

Well people anyone among you have noticed that our old “Annoying Dum Dum” :D victom is finally in our custody now who is non other then my Jalaibee ki Tarhaan Straight Mujahid Bhai……Taaalian :~). Now my both hands are filled with spoil eggs n tomatoes for their bombardment finally upon u soooo… May I?….;D

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NoT YeT…!

Salaaaaaaaaaaaamz Dear blogistanion, bhaiyon aur behnooon….!

I know u people are thinking that i m off-track now :P …hai na?

Well i m not really very beemar veemar just a lil bad throat i faced, naa hi i was out of station actually the things which all influence in a way to minimize this addiction of blogging are some loving ones likeeee my eldest brother (bhai jaan) is here with us after a wholly molly 2 years from U.K just for 10 days so my home is right now filled with some cheerish moments which i really cant ignore or miss to enjoy them at boom. All we family members rarely get chance to get together like a way & to arrange full hallagulla, but nahi I m in fear that after 10 days all darkness again would be dancing infront of my eyelids yeah bcoz just after the 2 days of my brother’s leaving my mid-semester examination will ready to rush so now u people can easily potray my condition in ur minds like my whole heavy routine days besides which my preparation of exams is also running so many slums (Ups & Downs) plus i really want some more time with my Dearest brother, yeah time other then free of Exam’s tension.

Sorry Asma! i really would love to take part in all such funny Quizes but at the moment its hard to manage well koi gal nahi will do n then save ‘em for rainy day ;) (Your’s Strategy).

Umema I m still missing best blog in town….:(, but kia karooon..!. Not only u i didn’t even read any of my regular readers from soooo long.

Well so many things & stories are going over here, stay tunned for them i would InshaAllah re-appear in this blogistan on 18th of April (the day of my last paper) BTW on that same day i would have also to attend the Engagement of my cozin so may be on 19th April i would come..may be! Oh Engagement say yaad aaya we also had a planning to do the engagement of Bhai jaan but he planned for very short time, neither we were prepared as there is no bhabee we’ve found till yet :D . Hehehehe…..we are facing some funny events regarding this issue ;D…stay tune na :P .

Right Now I really need loadsa prayers n dont forget to pray for my health bcoz food is going to kill me Eeeeeeeeeek i m dieing from this excessive eating Daily hoteling & Dawaats Hhhhhh…!.. Over n above a Bhai Jaan took tons of chocolates for us still after heavily distributing among all my classmates & relatives i dont know how much but still measurable in tons are left so VLady dont need to get worry beta i’ve already reserved so many for u :D …. Khush!. InshaAllah i will become sucessfull to retain them ahead, save from myself till i finaly handing over them to u ;P.

Remember Me in Your Duas…!

PS: Thanx Shirazi for admiring my name i really love ur thougts about my name, i too love it as it’s my father’s one of the precious gifts to me which has its own significanse in my eyes :~).

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